Jan 21, 2011

adik comel

Siti Aminah 3thn-Germany
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Siti Aminah 4thn-germany
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video ini adalah pasal seorng budak perempuan comel yg bernama aminah....walpon duduk dekat german..die still tahu sedikit sebayak culture di malaysia...dan die teringit sgt nak blik malaysia...=)

salah satu dialoq dlm video ni


mak aminah ; Nak dok Malaysia ka German ?
aminah ; Nak dok Malaysia
mak aminah ;pashai pa
aminah ; shuka

Jan 14, 2011

Just do what you feel to do...



ok dalam pkul 4.20 pg ,aku terase lapao n terase nak makn dekt restoran as-salam seksyen 7 ...bukan ape internet situ laju, d best part tosai die sgt sedap...hee


ble aku keluar je dri ukm aku tersalh ambik simpng...aku menghala ke kajang...septutunye kne menghala ke bangi....dan tibe-tibe aku terase nak ke broga hill plak....padahal aku xtaw jalan ke sane...kalu hati dah kate nak pg...aku pon pg lah...dgn knowladge yg ade...aku pun gamble je ke broga hill....sethu aku broga hill dekat semenyih...semenyih plak atas kajang je....insyaAllah xsesat kot...jalan ke sane sgt senng....lepas metropoint...trus je..n trus je...teruussssssssssssssss...and then belok kanan...n terussssssssssss teruuuuuusssss lagiiiiii.....and nampak orng rmai2....ha!sini lah kot broga hill tue...aku pon turun keta... ikut kan hati mmg nak je naek broga hill tue tp aku pakai skinny n seliper je kot....n xde geng....xpe lah nxt time aku akan datng balik dekat tempt ne dengan membawa segerombolan kawan2.....arap2 dorng xbusy dgn kerja.



p/s aku pg sorng2 je.....skunk ne aku berada di kedai mamak...sekajap lg nak p shah alam p survey bju plak...bru aku terpikir..ble aku nk tdo??haha

5 ways to annoy your teacher






Jan 13, 2011

satu tahun

hmmmm.....rmbut ku mkn panjang,n makin tue..yg len-len same je kot..hehe

Telur Ayam...


sape sangka telur ayam pon boleh beku....dan inilah rupe telur ayam beku...



credit to nash,kawan aku di germany..telur ne di simpan di bahagian cooler je bukan freezer..tp boleh beku...germany mmg sejuk...sgt sejuk

Jan 9, 2011

sawan kucing


kamera : bep,bep,bep,bep,bep....n then snap..
kawan-kawan : woi.woi.lari lari kedepan..camera tue...2 kali snap je,sape cpt die famous
semua berebut-rebut.tumbuk2.sepak2.tolak2 sehgga lah tggl 2 orng budak segal2 ubi

aku : sial lah ko,tepilah sikit...
izad :mampus ko r...hahahaha


xpuas kot 2 kali snap je...
n then d new game is start..bt dz time 6 snap...
im lost diz time...er aku xske mencarut k...







Jan 3, 2011

Drunk Driving Test

A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.

Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”.

Man: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”.

Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test.”

Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.

Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”.

Man: “Can’t do that either.”

Officer: “Why not?”

Man: “Because I’m dead drunk!”







10 Reasons to go to work naked

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.




Jan 2, 2011

Car acronyms

BMW – Big Money Waste

BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

CHEVY – Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

DODGE – Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow

FORD – Found On Road Dead – Fix Or Repair Daily

GM – Grinding Metal

GMC – Gotta Mechanic Coming

HONDA – Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

JEEP – Just Enough Engine Power

KIA – Killed In Action

MAZDA – Made At Zoo by Demented Apes

MG – Mostly Garaged

OLDSMOBILE – Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday

PINTO – Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants

PLYMOUTH – Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood

PONTIAC – Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It’s A Cadillac

PORSCHE – Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive

SUBARU – Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath

TOYOTA – The One You Ought To Avoid

VW – Virtually Worthless




Amazing and Unusual Places found with Google Earth

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Go To Google Maps, Type Rachel, NV...zoom in! KFC FACE RII THERE YO!

yg laen2 kne search sendiri....tp logo kfc dan firefox tue mmg ade , dorng buat semate2 utk advertisment..

p/s every single one of them is real.