salah satu dialoq dlm video ni
Jan 21, 2011
adik comel
salah satu dialoq dlm video ni
Jan 20, 2011
Jan 14, 2011
Just do what you feel to do...
ble aku keluar je dri ukm aku tersalh ambik simpng...aku menghala ke kajang...septutunye kne menghala ke bangi....dan tibe-tibe aku terase nak ke broga hill plak....padahal aku xtaw jalan ke sane...kalu hati dah kate nak pg...aku pon pg lah...dgn knowladge yg ade...aku pun gamble je ke broga hill....sethu aku broga hill dekat semenyih...semenyih plak atas kajang je....insyaAllah xsesat kot...jalan ke sane sgt senng....lepas metropoint...trus je..n trus je...teruussssssssssssssss...and then belok kanan...n terussssssssssss teruuuuuusssss lagiiiiii.....and nampak orng rmai2....ha!sini lah kot broga hill tue...aku pon turun keta... ikut kan hati mmg nak je naek broga hill tue tp aku pakai skinny n seliper je kot....n xde geng....xpe lah nxt time aku akan datng balik dekat tempt ne dengan membawa segerombolan kawan2.....arap2 dorng xbusy dgn kerja.
p/s aku pg sorng2 je.....skunk ne aku berada di kedai mamak...sekajap lg nak p shah alam p survey bju plak...bru aku terpikir..ble aku nk tdo??haha
Jan 13, 2011
Telur Ayam...
Jan 10, 2011
Jan 9, 2011
sawan kucing
kawan-kawan : woi.woi.lari lari kedepan..camera tue...2 kali snap je,sape cpt die famous
semua berebut-rebut.tumbuk2.sepak2.tolak2 sehgga lah tggl 2 orng budak segal2 ubi
n then d new game is start..bt dz time 6 snap...
im lost diz time...er aku xske mencarut k...
Jan 4, 2011
Jan 3, 2011
Drunk Driving Test
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.
Officer: “Good evening sir. We’re testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”.
Man: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air”.
Officer: “Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test.”
Man: “I can’t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.
Officer: “Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line”.
Man: “Can’t do that either.”
Officer: “Why not?”
Man: “Because I’m dead drunk!”
10 Reasons to go to work naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
Jan 2, 2011
Car acronyms
BMW – Big Money Waste
BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY – Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DODGE – Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD – Found On Road Dead – Fix Or Repair Daily
GM – Grinding Metal
GMC – Gotta Mechanic Coming
HONDA – Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
JEEP – Just Enough Engine Power
KIA – Killed In Action
MAZDA – Made At Zoo by Demented Apes
MG – Mostly Garaged
OLDSMOBILE – Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday
PINTO – Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants
PLYMOUTH – Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC – Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE – Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive
SUBARU – Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath
TOYOTA – The One You Ought To Avoid
VW – Virtually Worthless
Amazing and Unusual Places found with Google Earth
Go To Google Maps, Type Rachel, NV...zoom in! KFC FACE RII THERE YO!
yg laen2 kne search sendiri....tp logo kfc dan firefox tue mmg ade , dorng buat semate2 utk advertisment..
p/s every single one of them is real.